Let’s start at the beginning when Steven and Olga leave the hospital after having their baby C-Section and HE WON’T STOP YELLING AT HER. I get that HE is super tired, in a different country, blah blah blah SHE IS 20 and just had a baby + surgery. I was SCREAMING at the TV last night, “Steven STFU.”
Jay the Jamaican and Ashley from Pennsylvania. I can’t see this lasting because Jay seems like an immature cheating ho and Ashley has already run from 2 engagements and a wedding. They have an 11 year age difference and if Jay is smart he will heed the barbers advice. They are basically the Molly and Luis of this season.
Larissa, Colteeee and Mother. What is actually happening here? I AM FASCINATED by this throuple. First(ee) we see them at a Brazilian restaurant celebrating their engagement (he put the ring on the wrong hand, btw) and Larissa feels right at home, eating meat she could not afford in Brazil. Also, this might be where she wants to have her wedding reception! Colteee and Debbieee look at each other and THAT IS A HARD NO, DOG. Too expensive! Coltee informs us that he’s only 97% sure he wants to marry her. Larissa loses her mind and says she’s only 30% into him. And I have a sneaking suspicion that she’s only attracted to Colt .001 percent, which beats Azan’s attraction to Nicole by 54.99.
Jonathan and Fernanda: Meet The Mom. #disappoval
Kalani and Mowgli. This poor Samoan kid being TESTED by her and her family is CRAZY. I mean of course he only carries the baby on his shoulders, HE IS FROM THE JUNGLE.
Saving the worst for last, Eric and Leida. This entitled beauty queen doctor from Indonesia CLEARLY wants to be on TV. Why else would she leave her rich family with maids and drivers for Eric from Baraboo, Wisconsin? She also got to finally meet Tashia, the daughter, that left the apartment trashed. She said hello and asked her to move out. The MOST cringe worthy scene of the night!
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